Rejecting Bar Soap and All Its Evils: A T&L PSA
Over the course of my travels during school vacation, I have come across multiple situations in which the only option to wash my hands...

Moot Court Round Three
(“Moot Court” is a competition at Concord-Carlisle High School in which teams of two go head-to-head arguing Supreme Court cases from the...
Brady-Hating Losers
(Photo by ESPN, Inc.) As our esteemed writer Hamsky noted yesterday, “ESPN Sucks Now,” and they have displayed that yet again. After...

ESPN Sucks Now
(Photo via Keith Allison) ESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Sports––the slogan that so many Americans are familiar with. While some of ESPN’s...

Who Would You Rather Be: Justin Bieber or Tom Brady?
Who would you rather be: Tom Brady or Justin Bieber? The argument for Tom Brady is obvious. I bet even Scott Crosby could follow this...

Round Two Moot Court Power Rankings
Moot Court darling Matt Li shows off his U.S. Constitution. (For those of you who have no idea what "Moot Court" is, it's a tournament at...

Michael Felger: Grade A Hypocrite
Today on Felger and Mazz, the topic of conversation was Richard Sherman, Aqib Talib, and other possible free agent targets for the...

The Marvelous Story of Clayton Straker
(Photo via @claytrain_ on Twitter) Every once in awhile, you hear a story that renews your faith in humanity and might even cause your...

Julian Edelman, Alpha Dog
This morning, I read an article titled “Matt Harvey pitches two scoreless innings in second spring training appearance,” and a wave of...

Smokeshow of the Week
Perfectly in line with Third and Long’s ongoing battle with its haters and their “stick to sports” slogan, it’s time for the first ever...
Fortnite Real Estate: A Comprehensive Report
Earlier today, Third and Long posted a poll on its facebook page asking the question of the century: If the Fortnite Island was real and...

Michael Felger: Radio Monarch
(Photo courtesy of @barstoolsports on Twitter) This afternoon on Felger & Mazz, I heard some caller accuse Michael Felger of being too...

Nickelodeon Shows Suck
A couple days ago, while sifting through the back pages of Hulu, I stumbled across a TV show that shaped the childhood of many late 90s...

The Team Crosby Mission
Welcome, welcome all. Exciting times have truly fallen upon us. As you’ve probably figured out by clicking on this blog, Third and Long...


















